sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
My name's Emily and I'm English and hopefully not too terrifying to talk to! Message me anytime about anything, trust me, I'm on here most of the time and human contact is lovely :D
Have a wonderful day!
and this is a gif that represents every human to ever lay eyes on frank iero
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
fanfiction always escalates so quickly like one moment they’re on their first date and the next they’re fucking on the apartment floor.
either that or 200k words of foreplay and sexual tension
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS
I DROPPED MY CUP OF TEA AND IT WENT EVERYWHERE OH GOD I CAN HEAR THE QUEEN COMING TO MY HOUSE TO DEPORT ME FROM ENGLAND ALREADY
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT
When a British teacher asks you to do something, sometimes it leads to adventures!
Let’s go adventuring!
Oooh! I like adventure! I wonder how this will turn out in the training?
It’s different each time!
Thanks for making me feel better!
You seriously improved my day and I owe you so much!
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE